Lateral Thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard . . . man 1. ------------ board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . . . Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines 4. r road a d Ans. = cross road Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself. 5. cycle cycle cycle Ans. = tricycle Not easy to figure out ha! 0 6. ------------ M.D. Ph.D. Ans. = two degrees below zero C'mon give it a little thought ! ! 7. knee light Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light ) U can prove u r smart by getting this one. ground 8. --------------- feet feet feet feet feet feet Ans. = six feet underground Oh no, not again ! ! 9. he's X himself Ans. = he's by himself Now u messing up big time. 10. ecnalg Ans. = backward glance Not even close ! ! 11. death ..... life Ans. = life after death Okay last chance .................. 12. THINK Ans. = think big ! ! And the last one is real fundoo - - - 13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb... Ans. = long time no 'C'

Turn My Swag On.

Oh Yeah

Finally after a gazzilion years,

I dah ketinggalan zaman,

I finally got to watch Transformers 2!! *shi chi ku chi ka**transforming sounds*

Nahh here is the proof. wahaha

Went to gsc with jia horng and qisung, my course mates and also my good friends.

Took them to Kim Gary for lunch.

And the weird part is its their first time there.

Tried all the cheezey meals they can get there.

The one thing that i always notice in Kim Gary is the way the waiter and waitresses serve their food and drinks.

No no im not saying that their doing it wrong or anything.

Its just that they like to stack all the drinks all in one tray making it easier to topple over

and make the Trainees do all the jugular act.

And everytime when our drinks are to be served, i just hope that they dont drop anything when serving coz u can see them sweating it out when serving you.

One hand holding the tray and another hand serving while the previous hand balancing the high rise drinks.

Good luck to the trainees.

*oh yeah i know that theyre trainees coz its stated there on their name tags* dumbass

A new pair for a new day!

Oh yeah stupid vacuum cleaner that suck sand on the pyramid in Egypt.

So big and powerful yet useless.

So easily dead.

~The theme song of Transformers 2 is playing on repeat on my head